I Do Not Spew Profanities Tee Foodie whether you’re fielding family group

whether you’re fielding family group texts or dodging Karen at the grocery store

side-eye the laundry pile

Whether you’re powering through errands

You’ve got a darker sense of style—equal parts sarcastic smirk

It’s not just a t-shirt—it’s an emotional support system for women who’ve mastered the art of kindness (with a razor-sharp edge)

I Do Not Spew Profanities Tee Foodie whether you’re fielding family groupThis sassy tee is perfect for everyday wear. Dress it up or down with your favorite jeans & cardigan or make a statement as you run off to the grocery store. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering! Peachy Sunday exclusive 100% soft ring spun cotton (fabric content may vary for different colors) only gets softer with every wash! True to size Ethically made DTG printed with love Size guide LENGTH